Total Medals Earned: 1,354 (From 344 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,830 Points
Medals Earned: 18/18 (495/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/305 points)
Slay your first enemy!
Reach Level 5!
Find a health upgrade!
Defeat the Tree Spider!
Reach the Mushroom Marsh!
Reach Level 15!
Find the exp farm!
Reach Level 30!
Find all of the weapons!
Defeat the shadow boss!
Reach Level 50!
Visit all areas and secret areas!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/500 points)
Unlock Orlok
Win a Bonus Round
Unlock Houkin
Unlock Zver
Beat the Game
Reach Streak 2 (Beat the game twice in a row)
Reach Streak 3 (Beat the game three times in a row)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (175/175 points)
Medals Earned: 14/21 (285/390 points)
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Medals Earned: 4/13 (75/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 15/15 (500/500 points)
get a high score of 10,000 or more
get a high score of 25,000 or more
get to the Boss
get to the Fifth Wave
get to the forth wave
upgrade your grenades
upgrade your guns
upgrade your lives
get to the second wave
upgrade your speed
upgrade your stomp
get to the third wave
get a high score of 50,000 or more
destroy the boss
get a high score of 100,000 or more
Medals Earned: 10/12 (210/410 points)
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