Total Medals Earned: 1,347 (From 342 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,720 Points
Medals Earned: 6/18 (215/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank GI
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/485 points)
Beat the 'Sunrise' level!
Break a 5x5 block!
Break a 6x6 block!
Get 10000 points in Sunrise!
Beat the 'Midnight' level!
Get 10000 points in Midnight!
There's only one way to break a 7x7 block.
Beat the 'Lightning Storm' level!
Get 10000 points in Lightning Storm!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/485 points)
Reached level 2
Reached level 3
Beat the game without killing any fish
Make it as far as possible without pressing the WASD keys
Beat the game without taking damage
Discover all the secret rooms
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/230 points)
Travel at least 1 kilometer in a single run.
Hoard at least 100 gold in a single run.
Level up at least once.
Travel at least 2 kilometers in a single run.
Hoard at least 200 gold in a single run.
Travel at least 3 kilometers in a single run. You are officially good at the game.
Hoard at least 300 gold in a single run. You're either too good, or too frugal.
Level up to level 3.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/145 points)
Collect "PIGS" for the first time.
Kill the flying pig!
Follow Deathink!
Complete 15 levels.
Complete 29 levels.
Medals Earned: 7/11 (70/270 points)
Completed "The City" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Hills" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Hills" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Cave" on easy difficulty
Completed "The City" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Mountain" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Summit" on easy difficulty
Completed "The Cave" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Mountain" on normal difficulty
Completed "The Summit" on normal difficulty
Completed a full timed run
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/140 points)
Push all the buttons
Finish the game
call 911 or 112
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Call a random number
Listen to all tracks on tape
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 29/30 (355/360 points)
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 21/21 (270/270 points)
Steal a speedboat.
Escape from the helicopter.
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Hijack a jet plane?!
Jump onto another vehicle!
Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a tank.
Enter Fury Mode.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Destroy another vehicle.
Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Defeat the final boss and save humanity!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)