Total Medals Earned: 1,313 (From 333 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,175 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Complete level 10
Complete level 17
Complete level 25
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the secret button
Medals Earned: 4/6 (25/85 points)
Strike Down your first Knight
"Accidentally" Kill a peasant
Let a peasant give their life savings away to the king
Do so well the enemies have to step up their efforts
Medals Earned: 8/17 (65/435 points)
Gained the first time kiss. How does it feel kissing for the first time?
First time kiss with a wall. Does it feel strange?
Changed a color.
Reached 2 kisses. A first kiss wasn't enough, was it?
Checked the Credit.
Reached 4 kisses. It's getting warm.
Reached 8 kisses. It's getting warmer.
Reached 16 kisses. It's getting hot.
Canceled kissing 5 times before first kiss.
Checked the More Games.
Kissed the wall 16 times. It hurts.
Set all colors to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Kissed the wall 32 times. It hurts but somehow it gets exciting.
Reached 32 kisses. It's getting too hot!
Kissed the wall 64 times. Well, that is strange...
First kiss with all color sets to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Reached 64 kisses. It's getting lovely.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/450 points)
Beat the game on Normal mode.
Found all Powerups and Crystal Hearts.
Beat the game with zero deaths.
Beat the game on Hard mode.
Beat the game with zero enemy kills.
Beat the game in under 6 minutes.
Get 3 or more stars on the ending statistics.
Beat the game on Death mode.
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/1,000 points)
Complete the Tutorial Level
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 5/7 (80/140 points)
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter
Tell no one about this secret
Medals Earned: 1/10 (50/500 points)
Collect a crystal
Unlock all achivements
Die on level one
Complete 5 levels without dashing
Collect all hearts
Complete every level without checkpoints on
Collect all lighting bolts
Complete all 20 levels
Complete 5 levels without touching the ground
Collect all crystals
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/95 points)
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Scorpion would be proud.
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.